Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
- I’m not going out with you.
- Did I ask you to go out with me? Do you want to go out with me?
favorite character meme ★ [3/6] quotes
"I love you. Oh God.. oh, my God, that just came flying out of my face. I love you. I just…I did it again. I love you. I do. I just, I love you. And I have been trying not to say it. I have been trying so hard to just mash it down and ignore it and not say it… I am so in love with you."
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”